cock sneeze

of or pertaining to an expulsion of air through the penis. WARNING: May cause pain with possible scarring.

"You cock sneeze!"

by Billy Bob December 12, 2002

Cock Sneeze

Premature ejaculation during vaginal intercourse

That girl's pussy was so tight, it made me cock sneeze

by Cheesin23 March 15, 2009

Cock Sneeze

Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation

John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."

Adam- "What's wrong with you?"

by Tikkito November 5, 2009

Cock sneeze

a, an adjective to describe a man who is a bit of a dick. The kinda guy who you want to slap good looking but it would take too much time. He is a cock sneeze.

Julie "John your such a cock sneeze!"

John "yeah Julie i know..."

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022

Cock sneeze

A phrase used to describe a complete fucking dickhead

Peter was an absolute cock sneeze of a man his wife divorced him

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022

Cock Sneeze

when some dude sprays cock juice into a Kleenex.

eww dude, that lil bastard leaves his cock sneeze rags all over his room!

by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017

Cock Sneeze

Evaluation of dickbreathe; Breathalyzer for sucking dick.

Becky: Baby, I swear I didn't suck his dick ;~;
Tyrone: Are you willing to take a Cock Sneeze?

by LostYourCottonPickinMind August 26, 2016