cock slurp 

when a cock is all wet and raw and you suck it.

but its your own cock

dude I cock slurped
sick

cock slurp by G-Bone27730 April 8, 2019

Cock Slurping Dick Waffle 

"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)

Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction

Tom: You know what? I've had enough..

Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!

Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...

Chad: yeah? I'm a what?

Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE

Chad: ......Is that i-

The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...

Cock Slurping Dick Waffle by mexgema July 24, 2018

triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo 

Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.

Bro 1: Bro! Ash Kash just pulled of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo
Bro 2:No way!

triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo by Brochacho 6ix9ine August 24, 2020

cockslurper

One who performs oral sex upon men with great vigor. One who fellates loudly and messily, usually involving excess amounts of saliva or other bodily fluids.

Chris Young is a cockslurper of the highest magnitude for going down on that entire rugby team.

cockslurper by Ryan Cano IV, esq. November 28, 2007

cocoslurp 

It’s where a guy slaps your ass.

For an example, “Don’t you dare cocoslurp me or I will roundhouse your ass you big bitch!”

cocoslurp by pickleslurp1 June 28, 2020

Cocoslurp 

It’s where a guy slaps your ass

like for an example, “Don’t you dare cocoslurp me you big bitch!”

Cocoslurp by pickleslurp1 June 28, 2020