cock sakes 

Something you say when shit isn't happening the way you want it to.

You drop an open jar of jam all over the carpet.
You: "Cock sakes!!"

cock sakes by overscore October 6, 2013

Cocksalesman 

Being such a huge cocksucker, that you should be lisenced to sell it.

"WOW, that guy who just came in was a HUGE cocksalesman!"

Cocksalesman by MaTTThomas February 26, 2008