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COCK OUT
An exclamation of when the penis becomes erect and is pulled from the inside of one's underwear for viewing. It is a term that is generally used by the driver in the front seat suggesting that his friend is ready for horseplay with his bitch in the backseat.
Cock out
When departures or arrivals are busy as fuck, and polish lot and british are coming in late and the office girls and supervisors make you stay manditory overtime but you clock out your timecard really quick and sneaky like and run to catch the amc bus before anyone notices you clocked out early
Cock out by Disgruntled airport employee March 10, 2019
Cock out of a carrot
A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.
Cock out of a carrot by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020
Cock-out Gorgeous
Cock-out Gorgeous by Coop d'Ville August 30, 2017
rock out with your cock out
rock out with your cock out by Dungheap June 1, 2006
he's pulling his cock out
he's pulling his cock out by His_cock_is_out January 24, 2022
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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