cock on the flop

A non-erect or flaccid penis.
I’ve heard Matt has a big cock on the flop.
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Cock-Flop

1) The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game or season in which you were highly favored or ranked; 2) The act of failing miserably on a grand athletic stage when your fan base expects you to be better than you were in previous years even though your best players have all been drafted; 3) Beating the #1 ranked team in the country, only to fall to the conference Cellar dweller the next week.
In back to back weeks the heavily Favored South Carolina Gamecocks blow a late 14 point lead against Kentucky and Missouri, that is a full blown Cock-Flop!
by Wildcat2014SEC October 09, 2014
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Cock Flop

Poor Benny can't even put a condom on because he has cock flop....or.... I was recently informed that cock flop is an early warning sign of heart disease.
by Mr. Jabbers May 21, 2008
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cock flop

The art of slapping someone with your cock. Usually, in the face.
Kevin cock flopped Jerry after the fight.
by Knate63 June 10, 2006
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cock flops

those damn cock flops suck
by Ryan Mann November 21, 2003
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Cock Flopping

A reference to the act of rubbing ones penis over a object in order to take ownership of it.

Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means
After the game Carl and I argued who’s ball we had been playing with, after cock flopping it, I told him he can f’ing keep it. Gross
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