Cock of the school
Cock of the school by Britboylangers May 21, 2004
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1. someone who thinks wayyyy too much of themselves and thinks that they are really popular...when everyone really knows theyre a whore...
2.the hardest lad in the school (usually a chav) that will go round beating people up for the sake of it cos he knows he can...
3.a person who will look down on anyone who isnt with the in-crowd and treat them like shit...
4. Ragena George of the movie "mean girls" is the perfect cock of the school.
2.the hardest lad in the school (usually a chav) that will go round beating people up for the sake of it cos he knows he can...
3.a person who will look down on anyone who isnt with the in-crowd and treat them like shit...
4. Ragena George of the movie "mean girls" is the perfect cock of the school.
Cock of the school: wow everyone loves me!!cos I'm so beautiful and popular and i was the first to lose my virginity!!!
Best friend: yeah everyone loves you!!(thinking: why can I be you!!)
(meanewhile a outcasted punk/emo walks past)
girl: (mutters to herself): u fuckin whore...no-one likes you...(rolls eyes)
Best friend: yeah everyone loves you!!(thinking: why can I be you!!)
(meanewhile a outcasted punk/emo walks past)
girl: (mutters to herself): u fuckin whore...no-one likes you...(rolls eyes)
cock of the school by Jayne-x November 11, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable