Cock Hamper

A storage receptacle for dirty dicks. You just throw dirty dicks in like you would laundry into a regular hamper.

Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.

She had group sex with her boyfriend, her cousin's boyfriend, AND her cousin. My friend had knowingly set me up with a cock hamper.

Cock Hamper by Xeropoint December 24, 2011

ALL PRO COCK HAMMER

When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.

She has a lot of little hottie girlfriends, so I gave her the all pro cock hammer! My phone hasn't stopped ringing !

ALL PRO COCK HAMMER by Uncle Kurtie October 28, 2006

Cock Hammered 

Waking up in a state of looking or feeling rough. Used similarly to "hit by a bus" except the unpleasant state is compared to your face being used as an anvil while John Henry forges steel on it with his mammoth cock. Can also be used to describe a blow to the face of extreme force.

1) "Shit man, I don't remember anything from last night. I feel like I got COCK HAMMERED!"

2) "Whoa, Lawrence you look like you got COCK HAMMERED!"

3) "I just COCK HAMMERED Adam with a brick!"

Cock Hammered by B Sparkle October 23, 2011

roasted cock hammer 

a man who has sizable genitals who decides too make the mistake of lighting his pubic hair on fire.

tracy: did you hear?

shannon: hear what?

tracy: that tim did a roasted cock hammer!

shannon: oh snap did you get it on video?

tracy: hell ya!

roasted cock hammer by no one likes roasted nuts October 31, 2009

cock hammer 

An event or situation making the likelyhood of action probable. The opposite of a cock block.

"Thats totally a cock hammer! Danielle is gonna be in the other bed so Jesse will have to sleep with you!"

cock hammer by haggardp2lfc November 29, 2006

Cock the hammer 

1. pulling back on the hammer of a revolver pistol to be in ready position to strike the percussion cap/primer, to ignite the propellant and fire the bullet.

2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation

1. Did you cock the hammer? Be ready to shoot!

2. I’ve got to cock the hammer and loosen my load.

Cock the hammer by Newfie blogger January 23, 2022

hammerhead cock 

when a male has a dick the shape and size of a hammerhead shark

yea i got a hammerhead cock

hammerhead cock by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 3, 2017