cock genie 

a cumshot formed by a hand job

"whoa watchout jeremy beadle's about my cock genie's gonna sprout"

cock genie by ben tullett November 3, 2006

Cockvenient 

Below average dick that you only ride because it's easily accessible

That Kyle can't fuck worth a damn but he lives next door so he's cockvenient

Cockvenient by Kokodamus82 February 4, 2020