cock dildo

A vibrator for the penis

My fucked up brother put a video of a dude getting vibrator shoved in and out of his cock. The dirty hooker coped a cock dildo

by Lucas Newitt September 27, 2006

Dildo Alarm Cock

This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.

A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.

by Lord Boo-Hissy April 3, 2009

Dildo face cock sucker

A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.

Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker

by The person who defines names June 6, 2023

cock sucking dildoe magnet

someone who sucks cock while getting fucked in the ass by a dildoe while another guy is fucking her in the pussy and then she shits on their chest and makes them eat the shit. then they stick to the fridge like a magnet.

i see a cock sucking dildoe magnet over there. look at the cock sucker.

by Lil Steve-O April 14, 2005

Dicdoc’cock

Dicdoc’cock it when some one is looking nice and do doc it with your cock

I Saw the juicy booty last night and I dicdoc’cocked it.

by Owenisdumb November 9, 2018