Cock connoisseur 

An individual who travels the land far and wide, tasting all varieties of human penis, subsequently rating and favouring them, possibly producing some form of TV show or journal in the process.

Now on BBC Two, David Attenborough: Cock connoisseur.

Cock connoisseur by Kieran and Michael February 11, 2009

cock connoisseur 

When sucking multiple cocks, you start to notice the differences between the all the cocks, size, taste, shape, thrust, etc.

While on her knees, Riley became a cock connoisseur for that night.

cock connoisseur by riley.lovecocks January 12, 2021

Cock Connoisseur

(noun)
A person with refined taste in dick, they don’t fall for just any random dude with a pulse. A Cock Connoisseur studies the art, the energy, and the presentation of dick like a Michelin inspector with a clipboard. They chase the cock like a 90’s kid chased the original 151 Pokémon, they gotta catch, or taste, them all!

They can spot red flags faster than they can unzip a disappointment. They’ve sampled enough mediocrity to know what five-star service looks like and they don’t settle for less.

“Yeah, she’s seen it all. Man pulled out mid, and she left before the encore. A certified Cock Connoisseur.”

Cock Connoisseur by REL3NTLESS October 25, 2025