cock cabbage 

A very putrescant case of genital warts

Someone with the IQ of a root vegetable

I really should have used a condom my dicks now covered in cock cabbages

Those urban dictionary editors rejected my definition they're a bunch of absolute cock cabbages

cock cabbage by Snarflecakes July 12, 2017

cabbage cock 

used to name someone who has made no sense whatsoever.

because Cabbage has nothing to do with it, and DICK is what they just made of their selves

Scott, eEE-zzzz on the sleep talking you cabbage cock

cabbage cock by Rym4ng August 24, 2008