A very putrescant case of genital warts

Someone with the IQ of a root vegetable
I really should have used a condom my dicks now covered in cock cabbages

Those urban dictionary editors rejected my definition they're a bunch of absolute cock cabbages
by Snarflecakes July 12, 2017
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used to name someone who has made no sense whatsoever.

because Cabbage has nothing to do with it, and DICK is what they just made of their selves
Scott, eEE-zzzz on the sleep talking you cabbage cock
by Rym4ng July 29, 2008
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