cock arm

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The act of someone entering your personal space while you are seated and resting their package on your arm or shoulder. This is generally a habitual act by the offender and causes discomfort for the victim. This act may be done inadvertently or to show affection.

Man, my boss cock arms me every time he comes in my office. One of these days I am going to fake a cough and elbow him in the dick.

cock arm by withheld to protect the innocent September 30, 2005

Words you can keep

cock arm

A man who thinks he has big arms but in reality they have long, skinny, penis-looking arms.

Chad goes to the gym in a tank top to show off his guns, but everybody just sees his cock arms instead.

cock arm by Brad Underhill February 2, 2017

cock arm

an abnormality where your arm is a huge penis

quit fucking judy with your arm

cock arm by insanesniperx August 29, 2005

cock armoire

One who acts as a storage unit for large volumes of male genitalia.

See also, cocktank.

"Lindsey takes it up the ass so much, she's a real cock armoire."

cock armoire by Emily Warren October 29, 2007

Cock Block Army (CBA)

One night when you and your'e friends go around and try to ruining the awkward public sex of two random people, usually in a car.

Jordan: Will you look at fucking that, the car over in the parking lot is rocking and all steamed up. Do you know what time it is?
Frank: Cock Block Army (CBA) time.

Cock Block Army (CBA) by bowser3 May 21, 2011

Swiss Army Cock

When someone, usually a guy, opens a bottle with their belt buckle. The individual must be wearing the belt. The item opened can be any bottle, typically beer, but a bottle that would other wise require a bottle opener.

"Damn dude, he just opened that beer with his belt"...

"Yeah man, he's got a swiss army cock"

Swiss Army Cock by MrMeme777 January 18, 2022

Armenian Cock

An uncircumcised, large, notably thick cock. Armenian guys reliably have them.

Samantha: “Hey, did you hook up with that guy Hovo from the party last night?”

Jenny: “Hehe yeah, he totally had an Armenian cock. My jaw is kind of sore now, lol.”

Armenian Cock by Herpder May 31, 2020

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026