cocaine smile

Phrase used to describe the showing of teeth by a shallow, empty, completely void person-See Positively 4th Street. This gesture is almost always totally see-through by people with any self-esteem what-so-ever. People whom smile this way do it to hide the fact that they are completely miserable. It is not limited to people on drugs, however, when doing cocaine almost noone ever smiles while high on the drug-thus the emphasis on the gesture being absolutely empty. This is a tool that dishonest manipulative people use to get what they want and or take advantage of someone.

James: Damn, P, Jen has got her highbeams on tonite.
P: No kiddin' man! She flashed me that cocaine smile of hers trying to get me to buy her a drink...Fuckin shallow bitch.
James: Yeah i know.... How the fuck did we ever get mixed up with that bitch???
P: I have no idea......

*GIA felt completely empty after her last shot was gone and the sickness was approaching...but she put on her best cocaine smile to finish her shoot so she could get paid*

cocaine smile by James iz October 19, 2006

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cocaine-laced smile

An adorable intoxicating smile on a woman that leaves those that see it with the craving to experience it again.

Her cocaine-laced smile got me totally high.

cocaine-laced smile by cokebrain September 11, 2012

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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