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Hot Carl on the Cobb
A Hot Carl on the Cobb is when partner number one begins by eating only corn giblets for a full day (for softer stool use creamed corn). Then, partner number 1 spreads their ass cheeks and takes a big steamy poo on partner #2's face, which can be lovingly covered in (optional) saran wrap. The schmear is then rubbed around the face with plastic cutlery until it's margarine spread consistency. If the corn/poo is not the desired consistency, Partner number one jerks off partner number two onto his own face, to add a more creamy base. Then, Partner 1 rolls his dick in the corn poo till fully covered. Partner #2 then nibbles away at the corn/poo mixture until the cobb has been picked clean.
At our last family reunion, Uncle John didn't have any of Aunt Bessie's famous cream pie, because he was stuffed to the brim with Uncle Bill's Hot Carl on the Cobb.
Hot Carl on the Cobb by Mid-temp Karl 69 November 23, 2016
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Corn on the cobb
During gay anal sex, after a guy anally creampies the other dude, when the guy still has crusty cum or shit still on his dick e.g. "corn" on his cob.
Dude: This guy totally fucked me in the ass the other night. But I forgot to clean my shitty asshole, so he still had corn on the cobb.
Corn on the cobb by milfather November 12, 2021
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