cobb on

To be petulant little f*cker for no apparent reason, often making a tw*t of one's self.

Robinson's got a right Cobb on today, i wish he would f**k off.

by Winston Churchill and the sausage fest September 20, 2005

cobb

Penis; though the term can be used in any fashion when referring to a human penis, it is most commonly used to describe an act of fellatio.

Get over here and suck my cobb.

by P'tainz October 06, 2010

Cobbs

When someone has some food, and you want some of it. They have to give you some unless they say “no cobbs” before you.

Cobbs on some of your chips

by Uncle cornball October 21, 2019

The Cobb

When you buy a plane ticket and fly all the way across the country, during quarantine, for a smash and a dash.

"Broooo, guess what"
"What's up bro"
"I did The Cobb this weekend"

by Mr Jeff Butler April 22, 2020

cobb

a noun, verb or adjective describing poor quality or workmanship, particularly in construction or the crafts.

Syn. n. hack artist

Syn. v. fuck up, goof, destroy

Syn. adj. shitty, crappy, lousy

The quality of that redwood deck is so cobb

by Big Sam Horn January 02, 2011

cobb

to beat the crap out of

Andrew cobbed tim for making fun of his girlfriend.

by DONT GET COBBED May 12, 2009

cobb

an individual that is very poorly dressed. one that has payed no attention to what he or she is wearing, while in the company of others that are properly dressed.

Did he know we were going to a nice place, he's dressed like a total cobb?

by artheeisalwayswrong April 08, 2009