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help me I am stuck in the coal mines 

"help me I am stuck in the coal mines, Jake."

Coalminers delight 

When you drop your balls over your buddy's eyes and fart in there mouth.
In complete darkness you wake to have someones balls over your eyes and taste nothing but methane.coalminers delight
Coalminers delight by Hatter72 August 28, 2012

Chilean Coalmine Rescue 

After having anal sex while the sphincter is still open the other person shits into the open sphincter.
I just did a Chilean coalmine rescue on my girlfriend.
A counterstrike player that baits his whole team every round by either faking afk or camping.... and gets clean up kills.
Man that kid just pulled a coalminer.......
Way to bait us all coalminer
coalminer by jissum210 May 23, 2008
A counterstrike player that baits his whole team every round by either faking afk or camping.... and gets clean up kills.
Man that kid just pulled a coalminer.......
Way to bait us all coalminer
coalminer by jissum210 May 23, 2008

kentucky coalminer 

To use the tongue in a shovel like manner to remove shit nuggets from the anal cavity of a man in sexual manner.
the ol' lady was nug pluckin my ass crack and when she came out of my rectal cave she looked like the Kentucky coalminer