coach mac 

likes harry potter. eats the wrong kind of pizza and teaches about dead people. probably will give you covid

“did coach mac cough today?”
“yeah, let’s kill him!!”

coach mac by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020

coach big mac 

fine ass man but a bitch at the same time

coach Big Mac is cute but a dough

coach big mac by ms kbk April 18, 2017

couch machine

The term used for an old couch that one has attached wheels to and uses for transportation and/or racing.
couch machine's are not common, however the few groups of people producing them are extremely compettitive and are very serious about the "sport"

Guy1: Hey man guess what me an rob are doing this weekend.
Guy2: what?
Guy1: Meeting Jusitn and Cody at the hill with the couch machine we built yesterday...gonna be sickk

couch machine by it-was-our-idea-first October 20, 2009

macramed to the couch 

verb. Extremely intoxicated or high to the point of non-movement.

After smoking an ounce of weed, John was macramed to the couch for eight hours.

macramed to the couch by Webster1988 September 23, 2008