co-boyfriend

While your boyfriend is'nt around and you have sexual needs, you turn to your co-boyfriend

My boyfriend isn't around so i am going to the mall with my co-boyfriend.

co-boyfriend by tj_someone May 18, 2009

Co-boyfriend

When a girl's boyfriend is emotionally distant/abusive, and she doesn't want to just end the relationship, she may seek the comfort of a co-boyfriend. The co-boyfriend hears her complaints, and this allows the broken relationship to continue on a bit longer.

Trina's boyfriend doesn't listen to her problems, so she talks to her co-boyfriend Jack about how shitty her boyfriend is instead of just DTMFA (dumping the motherfucker already).

Co-boyfriend by Jack-o-slantern May 19, 2014

Cowboyfriend 

How you describe your (usually gay) friend’s “country” boyfriend

“They are putting the theater kids and the agricultural science students in the same dorm”
“Awww, maybe one of the guys in theater will get a cowboyfriend!”

“I just started dating this guy from Nashville”
“So you have a cowboyfriend! How cute”

Cowboyfriend by lovebug101_01 May 7, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016