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An evil corporation that corrupted GameFAQs. Their CEO is Satan, and other workers include:
Adolf Hitler
George W. Bush
A male prostitute (to give the other workers buttsekz, they love buttsekz)
BethanyM
CJayC (unfortunately, he used to be good)
A few gorillas (they coded the sites, ya know)
A CATS (from Zero Wing) fan (to help make all your site belong to CNet)
Osama bin Ladin (CNet's HQ is where he's been hiding)
A robot that runs on Windows ME
Other equally evil people
CNet sucks ass. No, wait, they take it up the ass.
CNet by ZJayZ July 23, 2004
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Evil people who take over loved message boards and websites and piss people off.
CNet has taken over GameFAQs again.
CNet by MEarnhardtfan November 25, 2003
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CNet • Cneto
Picture if you will, a long-time CNET (and more particularly, ZDNET) enthusiast as he reads the days events. Clicking onto a white paper, he is presented with the option to sign up to access the BizTech resource section for a mere $1 (initially), increasing thereafter to a nominal $6.95. “$1.00 for access to ZDne’t s vast archives of Biztech Whitepapers – what do I have to lose?” he thinks to himself as he cheerfully enters his Credit Card info into the online form.

Fast forward, less than an hour later, and this same customer has become quite disgruntled. Few, if any, of the services actually work (despite numerous login attempts; the modification of browser and cookie security settings; and the odious task of repeatedly going over technical support documents).

Worse yet, an attempt to gain information pertaining to technical support yields nothing other than a poorly designed "help" section - "CNET help.com" - whereby he is provided with NO means of contacting the proper authorities at CNET to discuss (or at least inform them) of the increasingly evident problems with the service – on the administrative side.

Logging back into his "CNET advantage" control panel - he proceeds to look for ways to contact CNET. "Success!" he thinks as he comes across a lone contact form. Now engulfed in rage (and the feeling of being “duped”), he portrays his emotions and opinion with your service, clicking the “submit button” a few more times than required.

Patiently waiting, he receives an email in response to his requests (and rantings) - stating that CNET Networks is no longer accepting email from his address.


Great job - instead of providing your customers with a useful response or even a brief "we're working on the problem, sorry for the inconvenience...", you choose to leave him with a response similar to and reminiscent of that of a minimum-wage earning employee at a local fast food restaurant; tossing aside his concerns like a bag of trash tossed over a garbage-collector’s shoulder into the trash compactor.

Let’s recap, shall we? A disgruntled customer is going to be billed for a service he never receives. Rather than simply leave - he attempts to work with you to assist in the rectification of the situation. CNET’s response? You choose to shun him out - essentially a blatant "f*** you".

Tempers flaring and a "Whois Query" later – he turns up a phone number through which he can contact you. "Yay! At least they'll listen to my rant" he thinks as he moseys-on-through the automated voice service, waiting for a chance to vent. Several menus later – he’s left with one (and only one) option - to leave a message in the "general mailbox". “Great!” he thinks to himself. “Some middle-aged schmuk at the front desk will get a chance to listen to how bad their service is – only to delete my message”. As the normal preamble of an automated mailbox chatters on, he braces himself to vent anyways – if not to be heard, than at least for “piece of mind”.

”We’re sorry, the mailbox is full <click>”. His faint opportunity to at least make his voice heard is gone in an instant, replaced with the ominous sound of a pre-recorded message securing his fate.


It is for the *above* mentioned reasons that one should avoid this company's propaganda at all possible costs. For it is not the technical difficulties nor is it for the shoddy workmanship and design of a paid service – but it is for the lack of empathy towards their customers along with their downright shoddy customer “service” (if there is any) – that one should make this decision.
I will strive to ensure that other’s do not make the same mistakes as I have – to be “duced” and conned, to be faced with the feelings of anxiety and disgruntledness associated with CNET's “product offerings”.
CNet by Doug Williams June 15, 2005
CNet has fucked over GameFAQs again with their hellishly ugly new board layout.
CNet by LUEser April 27, 2004
Is a oshawott that made a youtube channel, where uplpads videos of games, in his majority from TBOI, is a really cool nice guy and is loved by all of his Discord users, and is trying to buy a new house.
Hey, have you hear about Cneto?
Cneto? Who is he?
A really nice Tboi Youtuber.
Cneto by Kaito.__.XD September 20, 2021
Cneto is a hybrid of a god and a oshawott.
being everything a god is, pro player and oshawott (+100 points in coolnees because of coffee too op)
abilitys : every game he touches he instantly do 100% on it (pls nerf him)
Cneto is playing tboi today
Cneto is streaming something
Where's cneto?
bro whos shneto wth
cneto by arandomdudeontheinternet September 21, 2021
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