clutch fuck

1. Someone who cant drive a car with any type of control.
2. A person who cant work the clutch of a car, and always ends up stalling.
3. Most of the time a clutch fuck is someone who didnt pass drivers education and just woulde like to drive a car

Damn, Danny really is a clutch fuck, he cant drive worth shit.

by Tubby5489 May 13, 2006

clutch fuck

to finally sleep with a girl that you have been trying to get for a while.

"I finally slept with Olivia. She's such a clutch fuck."

by 16htbz November 17, 2006

CLUTCH AS FUCK

A person who handles the extreme weight on their shoulders in situations that often mean the difference between winning and losing during a big game.

To perform under extreme pressure and win the big game in an heroic fashion by going above and beyond what was asked of the person.

As the crowd chants sieve at a goaly he/she comes through with a game winning save during a shoot-out, to keep his/her shut-out and win the playoff game "That goaly is clutch as fuck"

Santonio Holmes is Clutch as Fuck

by chanceman the ace November 19, 2010

CLUTCH AS FUCK

An amazing play by one player in a first person shooter in which they win a round by eliminating the

Kennys made a clutch as fuck play against Cloud9 the other day.

by roadkillsanta January 2, 2017

Clutch-Fucking

(v.) The act of driving slower than one should, thus making the person behind them be stuck between gears. the effect is worst in a manual.

A: Hey you're boggin' down, downshift.

B: Then I'll over-rev. This guy's totally clutch-fucking me.

by I call my shits grumpys February 18, 2010

Crutch Fuck

When you fuck a girl so hard she cannot walk under her own power for some time.

D: Yo, I swear after I get done with her, she wouldn't walk right for a year!
K: You're gonna crutch fuck her?
D: Yes.

by Shay ren March 14, 2009

Fuck Crutch

When a guy is used by a girl to get over her previously failed relationship. A girl you most likely meet at a nightclub. Sexy and flirtatious but also carrying some baggage.

That bitch Amber was such a fuck crutch. After we fucked her ex threatened to kick my ass

I don't mind being a fuck crutch. At least I'm getting laid.

Man, that bitch wouldn't stop talking about her ex until I stuffed my dick in her mouth.

by b. real October 28, 2010