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A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!
"Damn, Chris is a straight-up cumer, just look at him!"
Cumer by Ocide December 28, 2020
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clugerfinder

A Safe Renewable Car For Mature Kids.
I Did A Clugerfinder.
clugerfinder by T-850 July 22, 2023

Clameron 

Collective word for David Cameron and Nick Clegg, the new Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister of Great Britain.
"Jimmy, did you hear about that new government policy that Clameron put forward?"
Clameron by AlliceTreeDerby May 19, 2010

Heavy Cumer 

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)
Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!
Heavy Cumer by Urban humor May 25, 2016
When a male/female masturbates during comercial breaks.
Tom didnt want to miss his favourite show so he decided to pull a cumercial. He pulled his dick until a slight orgasm occured. He then cummed on the TV Barbra Walters face in the screen.
Cumercial by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009

clomerboom 

Clomerboom is a nickname mostly used for the name Cleo. A clomerboom is absolutely stunning. A lot of people would compare her to a 8 star restaurant. But even that doesn’t come close to how beautiful, she actually is. She also has a wonderful personality. She’s not just nice but also caring and has a huge heart. If you don’t have a clomberboom in your life, you’re definitely missing something!
Boy 1: Hey, wow that's the first 8 star restaurant I have ever seen!!

Boy 2: I think that's clomerboom!! She's so beautiful!
clomerboom by Cloah June 18, 2019