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Christian Climer 

The lead guitarist of the band There For Tomorrow. Christian used to have long, pretty blonde hair but he cut it and dyed it brown. Christian has a lisp, stutter, and he's colorblind. He seems very ADD, funny, and nice. He's a total studmuffin and a badass guitarist.
Girl 1: "Can you believe Christian Climer cut his pretty hair?!"

Girl 2: "He looks so much sexier with it short."

Girl 1: "I guess..."
Christian Climer by RageFace September 27, 2009
Related Words
In french Chimere means "A dream that you can not touch". In Eastern Nigeria Chi means "God" and Mere means "MADE". Chimere means "God Made"
You are a very good "Chimere".

You are "Chimere".
Chimere by Seattle's Sexxiest February 3, 2010

cinema clitera 

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
French slang to say thank you. Mer-Ci/ Ci-Mer
cimer by julio_repapis January 24, 2009

Social Climber 

Someone who attempts to climb social classes, usually in regard to popularity, in order to seem cooler and/or more popular themselves. These people will go to any extent to make it to the top, even destroy former friendships.
Person 1: Did you see the invite list to Jimmy's party?

Person 2: Yeah I did, it was so random, it looked like a strange group.

Person 1: Yeah well he invited Chuck and his group.

Person 2: Really? What a social climber. I heard he uninvited Brendan though. Said he was 'too awkward'.

Person 1: That's so dumb, I can't believe that he would do that, talk about throwing your 'friends' under the bus.

Cliterference 

When someone gets in the way of you flirting, making out, or having sex with a girl you're interested in. Essentially, the sapphic or wlw version of cock blocking.
We can't bring Ashton on our date he's Cliterference in human form