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clownocrat 

Dysfunctional member of government, council, committee, board, or willing member of dysfunctional governing body characterized by: red nosed misinformed opining, thick glassed myopic views, teary cheeked affective speech, big footed unwarrantedly loud bombastics, baggily clothed thoughtlessness, emphatic protest of some behavior probably in his/her closet, pie faced apologies, egomaniacal leadership, big hair, or other severe and persistent character flaw that has propelled that person into politics.
Clownocrat Tedesco of Wake County School Board 2011, Tea Party clownocrats Christine O'Donnell & Sarah Palin
clownocrat by anotherkirkules January 20, 2011
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Clownocracy 

The UK is now a clownocracy
Clownocracy by FBWHY June 14, 2019

Clownocracy 

Clownocracy is a benevolently absolutist philosophy, mixed with a technocracy, but the culture is clown-based and the absolutist is also nationalist and anti-reason.
"Praise the clown lord to join Clownocracy."

Clownocracy 

The state of a government wherein there is lunacy rampant, and nothing can be done to stop this except to wait until the current president or ruler in office leaves. It is a state of semi-anarchy where one idiot chooses to make decisions against the common thought of the country.
"The “clownocracy” of Bush and Rove is criminal and even evil in its attempts to steal past and future elections, according to Palast, and can only be stopped if 'Democrats…find their souls and find their balls.'"
Clownocracy by Morris Levy June 12, 2007

Clownocracy 

Philippines is a clownocracy
Clownocracy by kjgnajkwdbn gkjawwr October 27, 2022

clowntocracy 

A government ran by a group of idiots who have no idea about foreign policy, how to govern, or how to respect other human beings. The leader uses social media to enact policies like banning transexuals from the military or firing important members of his cabinet. The jobs in his cabinet turnover faster than jobs in the fast food industry.
I hope this clowntocracy doesn't last another four years because I don't think my blood pressure can take it.

Every once in awhile, it's good to have a clowntocracy so you can appreciate what a legitimate government looks like.
A clowntocracy doesn't comprise of one man; it takes a group of men lacking principles and morality to make it work.
clowntocracy by ShenandoahOK March 13, 2018
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