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Clown Pocket

a very deep vagina, one that can fit a surprising amount of things
BF: "Yo babe how are we going to get the snacks into the movie theater? You don't have any pockets or a purse?"
GF: "Don't worry I have a 12 pack of diet coke and 5 large popcorns in my clown pocket."
Clown Pocket by xxxdonkey_dongxxx September 30, 2018
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clown pocket

Refering to (generally in a male) an anus that has been widened by constant buggery. Usually a clown pocket belongs to a victim of anal rape. The name comes from the severe wideness of it being likened to that of a clown's pocket.
You got an asshole the size of a clown's pocket.
clown pocket by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Gallys Clown Pocket 

A deep dark hole that is never ending, and moist at the bottom
He’s getting himself into a Gallys clown pocket

asshole is like a clown's pocket 

A really deep asshole.
example: Collen's asshole is so deep, her asshole is like a clowns pocket.
example: Jack's asshole is like a clown's pocket.

Clown's Pocket 

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clowns' costume
I should have known, considering what a slut Tina was. Her fur pie was stretched wider than the coller of a fat kid's t-shirt. I could have fit six of my dicks in her clown's pocket.
Clown's Pocket by Tello August 16, 2006

Clown's pocket 

If you keep doing that, you will have a Clown's pocket.

Clown's Pocket 

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume
Colleen Hopkins' clown's pocket smells like a Tauntaun.
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