Cloutician

A “music artist” that shows off for clout, rather more than makes music

I play instruments I’m a musician, I don’t play on my phone with social media I’m not a cloutician

Cloutician by MillyNighttly May 29, 2019

Class Clownician 

A person so experienced at being class clown that hopelessly unfunny students come to him for advice.

Bob: Dude wanna come to my house?
Jimmy: Nah I have an appointment with my class clownician.
Bob: How much is he asking?
Jimmy: It's 10 bucks an hour, but if you tell a good joke at the end of the session he'll only charge you five.
Bob: But you suck at telling jokes.
Jimmy: I know. For me he usually charges an additional fee.

Class Clownician by aman13 September 30, 2010

cutician 

Someone who is super kind to other people and makes them feel really good about themselves.

I saw Rachel today. She was so lovely. She’s such a cutician

cutician by WewDan April 18, 2021

cootician 

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.

When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she asked her friend Jill for the name of a good cootician.

cootician by friesandgravy July 27, 2021

cootician 

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.

When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she visited her favorite cootician and opted for the Martini Glass.

cootician by friesandgravy July 27, 2021