Clohsasexual

Basically broken down into closet-sexual, refers to a man or woman that is married, has children, and is "in the closet" about his/her sexual feelings. Basically, a parent is a homosexual and people only assume since no confirmation has been given.

"Dude, look at that guy's flip flops. Those kids of his don't mean nothin'."
"Yeah dude, total clohsasexual."

by Ihaffa Bihgwon April 25, 2007

cloussexual

The sexuality for being sexually or romantically attracted to clous

"Hey are you cloussexual?"

"Yeah, I'm cloussexual"

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by KillerHamsters June 4, 2021