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Coughman
🔥 When a STONER takes a hit or inhale of CANNABIS then COUGHS up a lung you call them a COUGHMAN
🔥 Coughing is just the body’s natural way of protecting itself from these unwanted foreign particles from your lungs or you just can't handle your hit..ha ha!!
🔥 Coughing is just the body’s natural way of protecting itself from these unwanted foreign particles from your lungs or you just can't handle your hit..ha ha!!
🔥 Ernesto coughs everytime he hits the bong..he's COUGHMAN
🔥 STONER hits bong starts to cough..COUGHMAN COUGHMAN YEAH THATS YOU !!
🔥 STONER hits bong starts to cough..COUGHMAN COUGHMAN YEAH THATS YOU !!
Coughman by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2019
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Philip Seymour Coughman
1. Title given to specific smoking devices (mainly marijuana paraphernalia) that have a knack for getting one extremely ripped off their ass
2. That magical piece/bong endowed with the power to send its owner and his closest friends into space longer than NASA can hold funding
2. That magical piece/bong endowed with the power to send its owner and his closest friends into space longer than NASA can hold funding
"Brian picked up an ounce of the dankest greenery so it was only fitting we broke out Philip Seymour Coughman and spent the rest of the night ripping bowls and watching reruns of King of the Hill."
Philip Seymour Coughman by DankB_lank January 16, 2013
Cloughing
The act of having uncontrollable coughgasms whilst suffering from acute laughing syndrome due to an unprecedented number of visits from the tickle monster. When both of these diseases strike at the exact same moment, the act of "cloughing" occurs.
*see "Coughgasms" and "acute laughing syndrome" for separate definitions
*see "Coughgasms" and "acute laughing syndrome" for separate definitions
Angela was sitting on the bed, basically dying from ALS (acute laughing syndrome) when she had a rather sudden coughgasm.
Cmoney: "Angela are you okay?!?!"
Angela: "Oh yes, I'm fine... I was just cloughing like a champ, no big deal"
Cmoney: "Angela are you okay?!?!"
Angela: "Oh yes, I'm fine... I was just cloughing like a champ, no big deal"
Cloughing by IndianCockSucker69011 October 18, 2017
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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