cloth cock

Similar to tissue dick (see tissue dick) but is instead resultant of forgetting to wipe the gism away post-jack off, thus creating a glue like substance in which your cock is stuck to your boxers, underwear, pants etc. This may lead to different colors of cloth sticking to ones penis post-ejaculation and may cause pain during the removal of the cloth particles or lint from the cock, hence the name cloth cock

Can be used as an insult

John you coming out tonight?
I can't man I got to clean this cloth cock, shit looks blue and I need to buy some soap to clean it off.

Bob is such a cloth cock, he just sits there all day lazy as shit.

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cloth cock by aoken March 5, 2014

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cock cloth

a word to describe any piece of underwear that is in someway unsavory. it is best used in reference to briefs with holes, or skid marks, but best used in reference to a banana hammock.

"I hate when people put their laundry in with mine, I reached into the machine and pulled out someone's cock cloth."

cock cloth by David Atkins April 26, 2009

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Clothcock

When the cloth from your underwear gets stuck under your penis or foreskin

Eg: shit bro I've bought some new boxer briefs and they're giving me clothcock

Clothcock by James chargles August 1, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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