cloth

used toilet paper after wiping a dirty anus, quite gross.

flushed my cloth but it clogged.

by kevin February 10, 2005

Cloth

abbreviation for Jack Terricloth

Cloth, you're one cool mother fucker

by Johnny Midnite December 7, 2004

clothes mountain

A pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.

"Kay Kay, put your laundry away! Mom doesn't want to see the clothes mountain anymore!"

by Nennis August 14, 2008

Ghetto-Cloth

Ghetto-Cloth
is when you turn your ghetto Style into something very unique.
Creating fashion from the Struggle.

DeShawn: I turned my Ghetto-Cloth from nothing to something.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

by MillYentei DYSlick August 28, 2020

cloth talk

A DJ Khaled classic, meaning serious talk that gives you a 🔑 to success

Khaled: "Cloth talk comin soon"
*2 snaps later* Khaled: "Don't ever play yourself"

by WOLFPACK_life January 11, 2016

cloth encounter

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"

by terminal2 October 14, 2009

Street Clothes

Anthony Davis

Anthony Street Clothes Davis is often seen wearing street clothes on the bench

by Franklinuquiqo June 5, 2021