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rabbi's cloth

Man 1: - oh my god mate I went down on a girl last night she was very hairy down their and she was a Jew!

Man 2: - sounds like she had a rabbi's cloth

Man 1: - oh she did I would have to ask her to shave next time.
by Mr Zebedeee May 11, 2010
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Coroner's Cloth

Repeated flushing will not get rid of that turd which is so large it wont go down the loo after several attempts. It needs time to soak before its ready to be dispatched, but who likes to find poo floating in a loo?

The decent and well mannered thing to do is to lay a large piece of toilet paper, a "Coroner's cloth" over said turd, giving it time and dignity while it decomposes, before being flushed by the next user.
Who left this huge floater in here? They could have at least left a Coroner's cloth over it.
by motorbiking November 22, 2010
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Cloth Sex

When someone has sex with some inanimate object that resembles a human (i.e. doll, scarecrow.)Although it usually becuase of the term cloth refering to dolls it also refers to anything wiht a humanshape form that is of the non-existant inanimate.
"Nijia was caught having cloth sex with that damn stuffed bear again"

"The old man had sex with his raggedy ann doll more than twice in his lifetime and he was not afraid to admit it in front of the entire class for "bring-a-homeless-pe rson-to-school" day.
by jakldfjdslkfjfkjdkaljflkdjflkjd November 10, 2006
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cloth shaking

When you fart and feel your underwear moving
I was laying in my bed and farted it was cloth shaking
by CookieMonster14 February 8, 2020
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Cloth Smoocher

It is someone who wears their mask.
by thanosbeatboxyes February 17, 2021
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Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's

Two dumbAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH gays who shared 1 singular cell of the brain.
Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's rule the world.
by Jadaxxxxxxxxxx May 9, 2022
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sloth-cloth

An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.

The word is hard to say many times quickly.
The great man came to the door wearing baggy boxer shorts and a food-stained sloth-cloth.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 11, 2009
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