Clothes

What you use to cover your butt.

EWWWWW YOUR NAKED PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES

by Snap Cracker Doodle May 18, 2020

clotheds

The opposite of nudes.

Rick: Yo dude, did you see Alice's clotheds?
Steve: What? I got nudes.. Tough luck man.

by MRSLADYMISSY March 13, 2018

clothes

exessive weight worn on the body.

I don't wanna wear clothes. Its too much to carry.

by ive been jammin @ UD.com May 29, 2008

clothes

Something that is made from almost any type of fabric and it worn on your body. Also used for some people to judge other people to make themselves feel better. (cause their stupid)

Girl: "Like OMG where did you get those clothes?!"

by Gemini18 December 28, 2007

clothes

piece of fabric which traveled longer distances than you in your entire life

My clothes were made in Indonesia. They already traveled the world.

by sheeeeeeeesh April 14, 2019

clothes

cloth put on one's body only when necissary

driving on the road is optional, like pants

by slab October 19, 2004

Clothes

A typically cotton or cloth item that you wear on your torso and legs, can be bought in many places. May cause arguments if bought at soup.

Logan: Hey can you come here?
John: I can't I'm buying clothes
Logan: Alright well can you hurry up?
John: I can't find them. There's only soup
Logan: What do you mean there's only soup?
John: I mean there's only soup
Logan: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
John: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
John: There's more soup
Logan: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
John: It's just more soup!
Logan: WHERE ARE YOU?
John: IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT SOUP?
John: I MEAN IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
John: IM AT THE SOUP STORE
Logan: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
John: FUCK YOU

by RegularHuman April 30, 2020