1 definition by RegularHuman

Clothes

A typically cotton or cloth item that you wear on your torso and legs, can be bought in many places. May cause arguments if bought at soup.

Logan: Hey can you come here?
John: I can't I'm buying clothes
Logan: Alright well can you hurry up?
John: I can't find them. There's only soup
Logan: What do you mean there's only soup?
John: I mean there's only soup
Logan: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
John: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
John: There's more soup
Logan: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
John: It's just more soup!
Logan: WHERE ARE YOU?
John: IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT SOUP?
John: I MEAN IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
John: IM AT THE SOUP STORE
Logan: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
John: FUCK YOU

by RegularHuman April 30, 2020