A fan who is to ashamed to be associated with the raiders. If he is found out, he will usually point to the five super bowls that they won over 50 years ago.
guy 1: dude you're a raiders fan?
guy 2: yah i didn't want 2 admit it cause i thought i would be mocked i was a closet raiders fan
guy 1: dude raiders suck
guy 2: no dummy we won five super bowls over 50 years ago that must make us good
guy 1: (sigh)
guy 2: yah i didn't want 2 admit it cause i thought i would be mocked i was a closet raiders fan
guy 1: dude raiders suck
guy 2: no dummy we won five super bowls over 50 years ago that must make us good
guy 1: (sigh)
by thevoiceoftruth October 3, 2013
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