closet hoe

a hoe that is believed to be very prude and innocent

Judy is a closet hoe she says she is a virgin but she actually lost it to a Mexican immigrant when she was 12

by Martin Kester March 12, 2008

closet hoe

a hoe who thinks she is a secret hoe and that no one knows she is a hoe but when in reality everyone knows that bitch is a hoe

omg look a that closet hoe walking like she got a dick in her booty

by cece_watson January 11, 2015

Closet Hoe

A woman who appears to be innocent and pure but is secretly a hoe thats in disguise.

Man Tina needs to stop fronting she is such a closet hoe.

by Bbro228 May 26, 2009

Closet Hoe

A closet Hoe is a house wife. She has sexual relations with her husband like a hooker. Does what he ask and likes and gets paid with a roof over her head and means to buy what she wants. She doesn't get paid with money but is taken care and provided for. A closet hoe doesn't wait for a John to pick her up. She waits for him to come home. It's a saying Hookers at the point used

She thinks she is better than these other hoes cause she is a closet hoe!

by Red Wine February 19, 2019

Closet Hoe

Someone who acts like they’re innocent and just your mans friend but down to fuck him the first chance they get behind your back.

Tiffany was my friend till I found out she a closet hoe.

by Iseeyoubiatch May 8, 2018

Hoe Closet

A closet full of clothes that other people (mainly parents) don’t know you own.

“Dude I have a hoe closet full for when I go full hoe mode.”

by extended broom handle June 18, 2020

Closet Bro Hoe

A girl who likes subnoize bands (ie. KmK, King Spade, Hed Pe, DGAF) but doesn't dress/act like a annoying slut.

"Yeah, I like subnoize music and whiteboys. I'm kind of a closet bro hoe."

by RaeMac January 7, 2010