closet hoe
Judy is a closet hoe she says she is a virgin but she actually lost it to a Mexican immigrant when she was 12
closet hoe by Martin Kester March 12, 2008
Closet Hoe
Closet Hoe by Bbro228 May 26, 2009
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closet hoe
a hoe who thinks she is a secret hoe and that no one knows she is a hoe but when in reality everyone knows that bitch is a hoe
closet hoe by cece_watson January 11, 2015
Closet Hoe
A closet Hoe is a house wife. She has sexual relations with her husband like a hooker. Does what he ask and likes and gets paid with a roof over her head and means to buy what she wants. She doesn't get paid with money but is taken care and provided for. A closet hoe doesn't wait for a John to pick her up. She waits for him to come home. It's a saying Hookers at the point used
Closet Hoe by Red Wine February 19, 2019
Closet Hoe
Someone who acts like they’re innocent and just your mans friend but down to fuck him the first chance they get behind your back.
Closet Hoe by Iseeyoubiatch May 8, 2018
Hoe Closet
Hoe Closet by extended broom handle June 18, 2020
Closet Bro Hoe
A girl who likes subnoize bands (ie. KmK, King Spade, Hed Pe, DGAF) but doesn't dress/act like a annoying slut.
Closet Bro Hoe by RaeMac January 7, 2010
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