closet cock 

Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky

“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though”
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”

closet cock by Pseudos January 3, 2019

Cock Closet 

A woman's vagina.

Damn, she has one snug cock closet or dang that thing is as big as my walk-in closet.

Cock Closet by Yanks01 January 5, 2009

Cock closet 

A warm moist gash

I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.

Cock closet by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019