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closest friend 

Out of 100 odd friends, Ramesh is closest friend of mine.
closest friend by Rajesh Haldar April 17, 2016

closest friend 

Someone you is not your boyfriend or girlfriend but someone who lifts you up. They are probably more then a friend, but less than a boyfriend or girlfriend.
My closest friend asked if she could help me with my homework.

closet friend 

a nerdy or embarassing friend that you hide from your other "cooler" friends.
I asked my closet friend Sue to help me with my report but didn't invite her to my party.
closet friend by A Closet Friend October 20, 2008

Closet Friend 

A good Straight friend of a gay individual that is still in the closet. Tends to help the gay friend stay in the closet.
Enrique Iglesias was Ricky Martin's Closet Friend, he always knew Ricky was gay after watching him sing Livin' La Vida Loca... But decided to help him keep the secret.

Enrique: Ricky you are so gay, livin la what?

Ricky: Livin La Vida Loca Closeta Amigo! (Closet Friend!)
Closet Friend by Rossperot999 December 28, 2010

Closet Friend 

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.
Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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