clork

The act of defecating, ejaculating and regurgitating simultaneously.

I clorked last night.
Shut up you worthless clork.
Clork you.

by Mo Chizzity June 24, 2003

Demonic Clarke

Dude who is wiener cousins with a dog

Dude 1: bro, my girlfriend fucked a poodle innit
Dude 2: lmao bro ur such a Demonic Clarke

by Generic_Catgirl69 October 9, 2021

Clarke’s Third Law

Clarke’s Third Law is probably the best known and most widely cited of the three and states that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Just as an aside the others are:
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.

As far as that Malcolm is concerned just about any technology conforms to Clarke’s Third Law.

by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016

Cloaker

A scary ass motherfucker from payday 2.

' OH SHIT CLOAKER'
(Kickdown)
Cloaker: I'VE GOT YOUR SAFE HOUSE RIGHT FUCKIN HERE

by Tacticalbananas March 18, 2018

Fuck This Shit O'Clock

That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.

"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"

"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."

by MagickDio October 9, 2012

eighteen o'clock

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.

At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"

by jpg3 September 21, 2011

John O'Clock

A term used when WWE commentator John Bradshaw Layfield makes a mistake on air and people call him out for it. The term originated from Whatculture WWE's King Ross.

IT'S JOHN O'CLOCK MOTHER FUCKERS GET IN THERE.

by XMC7991 August 26, 2016