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When you are trying to say something stupid, the name Cloog normally appears in speech. A "Cloog" is a person who is your friend, but seems to always speak stupid as if brain cells were lost during birth.
Yo rouge stomp I am outta hurr. Alright Guuuuuuuuuuu, later Cloog.
Cloog by McCat November 27, 2003
Words you can keep
A cloog can be said in many different ways. Cloogah, Cloogie, Clooger, Cloogest, and Cloogas.
A cloog can be interpreted in either a good or bad way.
Dave: "I'm clooging out"
Adam: "Damn are you okay?"
Dave: "No, I'm pretty cloog rn"
cloog by Drake from Statefarm October 22, 2022
Related Words

Major Cloog 

(noun)

1. A average Kill-tuber, tries to expose, pedophilia, racism, and other disturbing acts of others while being a pedophile.

(noun)
2. someone which people meat ride constantly because they are naz- anti furries.
12 year old: Major cloog is the best

Me: Are you sure about that?
Major Cloog by V's February 14, 2024

Major Cloog 

Child groomer.
I don’t like Major Cloog anymore.
Major Cloog by David(BFDI) February 22, 2024

Major Cloog 

Youtuber who's a pedophile with a gore fetish, he loves animating gorey animations mostly involving furries for kids on YouTube. He was outed as a groomer by a wizard ale shitpost on Twitter for grooming a 12 year old furry kid over Discord.
Major Cloog should stay away from children
Major Cloog by Fishy Mann March 4, 2024

Major Cloog 

A groomer, a pedophile, a child predator. Wowie. Stop calling him words like "god" and stuff, no he is not. He sucks. He animated, yeah. Maybe he kills furries (which i disagree with, not all furries are bad), kills zoophiles (i agree bcs zoophiles suck) and hates gacha, but still. He is a fuckin' creep.
Jon: "hey Garfield do you like major cloog?"
Garfield: "skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer i love major cloog"
Jon: "he is a pedo"
Garfield: "stfu"
Major Cloog by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

Major Cloog 

Me: who's the worst groomer?
Not Me: major cloog lmao
Major Cloog by Pinos Mrime April 3, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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