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Leicester landmark, was once the pride of the city center, and is not the most scummy, shithead infested cesspit possible due to all of the wannabe wankers who decide to sit and look stupid there every single saturday.

Idiot 1: dude like are u coming clock tower
Idiot 2: yeh let me put on my HIM teeshirt and trivium hoody and mcr sweatband and slipknot shoes and funeral for a friend hat and sign off myspace
Idiot 1: dude i luv ur style ur so unique

clock tower by beepopeep January 8, 2007

Words you can keep

clock tower

an ugly person who looks like a mix between Paul Bearer, Missy Elliot, and Shrek

turn up "get your freak on" and get a look at this fuckin clock tower

clock tower by Harry Peritesties April 23, 2006

Hill Valley Clock Tower

During the act of "doggy style" you increase your thrust speed (to simulate getting up to 88 mph) and right before you climax you scream "1.21 Giggawatts" and promptly discharge a taser to your buttocks, thus transferring the electrical current to your partner, sending them back to the future.

"I gave her the Hill Valley Clock Tower, since then she can't think fourth dimensionally."
"Great Scott!"
"I know, this is heavy!"

Hill Valley Clock Tower by Riggs223 April 29, 2015

Climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy

Masterbation

Masterbation, to Climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy. I.E. Jizz

Climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy by Richierd April 10, 2011

Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex

why the hell would you search this name up???

anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben

why do we even need to have a clock this tall

guy 1: big ben is the worlds largest clock
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma

Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex by jsavy June 29, 2024

click on the tower

a tower, when clicked, results in a spooky surprise

click on the tower for a spooky surprise

click on the tower by DarkMatter October 7, 2004

cock toker

one who tokes the cock (a frequent cock sucker) a fuckin dumbass

brain mathews is a cock toker, he is always wanting to toke my cock

cock toker by mike97684 July 25, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026