Clock Man

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A scary, illusive character that the internet cannot seem to find. Started as a post in the Flood forum.

Hey have we found Clock Man yet?
No, I've been searching for days.
Same here, Clock Man is quite the illusive figure

Clock Man by Terrance Fishburne February 14, 2012

Words you can keep

Funny Clock Man

A name referring to Sergey Taboritsky, a nazi Russian Monarchist within the mod The New Order: Last Days of Europe for the video game Hearts of Iron 4.

Person 1: What's Funny Clock Man's ideology anyways?
Person 2: Burgsys

Funny Clock Man by Tsar Dudebro II January 5, 2023

Related Words

Clock Man • Funny Clock Man • [The 3 o'clock man] • man o'clock • cock mangler • Cock-man-chu • Cock Management • cock manager • cock-mange • cock mania

[The 3 o'clock man]

A very paranoid man that leaves his friends house very late and tells his mother everything. His name is referred as an "Erik".

Friends talking about weed, alcohol, and the friends mom hearing everything meant that The 3 o'clock man needed to get the fuck out of the house because he was paranoid as fuck.

[The 3 o'clock man] by Brian Knigger January 10, 2009

man o'clock

The moment in which a male decides to man-up and do something unappealing, scary, challenging or loathed, possibly an event continuously postponed, for a greater good.

Matt: Mark, you have to let that girl know how you feel.

Mark: I know man but what if she rejects me? She's super hot.

Matt: Do you know what time it is?

Mark: Uh 12:30 man?

Matt: No Mark, it's man o'clock. Go get her tiger.

man o'clock by handsomel0rd May 27, 2014

Cock-man-chu

When a man with a large punishment drapes his manhood against the upper lip of his lover to resemble a Fu-man-chu

"My man gave me a cock-man-chu last night. He's so long!!"

Cock-man-chu by ScoobaSt3v3 May 4, 2022

Tren Cock Man

A benevolent fictional character with superhuman powers obtained by huge amounts of Trenbolone in his system and cock.

It's a Bird, Its a Plane, it's Tren Cock Man !!!

Tren Cock Man by Melly G February 24, 2023

cock man

i was super bored so i looked up "cock man" and was dissapointed so fine ill do it myself

ya know what i am about to do probably not i will make a defenition for "cock man" on an account for school lol

cock man by cchnhjcbxsvsccsu September 22, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026