clked

when someone is super fucking stupid and a bitch

stop acting clked

by belujeans September 6, 2020

Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021

Cokedar

There ability some have to sense who has cocaine.

Wonda has this uncanny cokedar to sniff out which guys at a party have cocaine.

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Caked up

Having a big booty or when someone’s butt looks fat/ good

“Daisy’s caked up!”
“Have you been working out, you’re caked up!”

by SavageWordDict. December 18, 2018

Cluedo

When in the morning after houseparty you find your friend in the middle of the living room laying on the floor with his ass up in the air and a destroyed butthole. Then you have to discover who murdered his asshole like a game of Cluedo.

Damn, looks like someone buried his dick in Kevin's ass. Discover who did it will be like a game of Cluedo.

by Dabutex June 2, 2020

Muffin-caked

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.

“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.

by TrishaE September 27, 2019

cakedy

A very very good YouTube channel. He does pretty good videos and has over 5 million subscribers!

Damn Daniel! Back at it again by watching Cakedy!

by Cakerson May 25, 2016