A front tramp stamp: a tattoo on the area above the pubic bone and below the belly button. Either beside or on the iliac furrows created by the hip bones, aka the "cum gutters", this tattoo "clutters" the area with ink as it is generally as poorly done or trashy as your average tramp stamp.
The only tattoo she has is some bad flowers as gutter clutter. Totally trashy.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.