clitar

slang for female masturbation

she strums so hard on her clitar you can hear her screaming from two blocks away!

by bigalmond August 14, 2014

CLITAR

The act of stimulating the clitoris by mimicking the strumming of a guitar.

My boyfriend enjoyed playing the clitar during foreplay.

by Jmegirl2212 September 16, 2019

Clitar

A large clitorous.

Dude, I went down on this chick and her clit was so big that I grab it with my teeth and pulled it tight and played the Clitar!

by Superstallion July 11, 2008

Clitar Hero

Eumphemism for female masturbation

Susan: "What are you going to do on your day off?"
Mary: "I think I'm gonna play a little Clitar Hero and take a nap."
Susan: "Rock on, sistah!"

by Aimee S. August 24, 2008

Clitar Hero

Flamboyant female masturbation

"yeah, i walked in on Jenny the other day and caught her playing clitar hero, she was strumming some serious riffs"

by sporting lesbian September 12, 2008

Clitar Hero

Adjective/Slang: To be extremely adept at masturbation due to frequent practice sessions.

Omg, Jenny you need to get a boyfriend, before your a professional Clitar Hero.

by The Seeker January 09, 2009

electric clitar

Take six volt battery, two gator clips attached to either side of battery and attach to labia major. using small metal object, make contact with the clitoris and both gator clips, making a strumming motion. the electricity should flow through the small metal object, causing clitoral electrocution.

I wanted to start a band so i picked up my electric clitar and started playing.

by Tits McGhee May 11, 2005