Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023
Get the Crusty cling-on mug.Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
by will bitten August 26, 2017
Get the Clingon Stage 5 mug.Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd February 3, 2023
Get the Cling-on mug.A dude so desperate that he hits on every woman to the point of becoming a nuisance. He will orbit around women while they are trying to work, believing he is saying what they want to hear, but is actually beyond annoying and disruptive.
Clings aree often asked to leave or are banned from premises, but they won't learn and will keep at it.
Clings aree often asked to leave or are banned from premises, but they won't learn and will keep at it.
"ugh, a cling came into my work today, he literally followed every woman around the store asking everyone out, security had to ask him to leave. We couldnt even get work done"
by Based Fiend July 25, 2022
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A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.
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A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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