cleg nuts

The leftover excrement that is found hanging on a persons anus hair.

Jills arse was dirty because she had alot of cleg nuts.

by Stu January 06, 2004

cleg nut

matted tried turd that gets caught in your arse hair, very small and hard to shift

fuck me, i have a threeweek old cleg nut

by bigman March 14, 2003

cleg nut

the shriveled up gonads of a man aged no less than 83 years old.

Ed “boom boom” Jarvis had worked successfully in the adult film industry for years, until an extreme case of cleg nuts befell him at the early age of 42, doctors surmised the cleg nut effect can be accelerated due to extreme over use

by reginaandray February 12, 2007