clean the pipes
Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.
clean the pipes by keyshaw September 11, 2004
Words you can keep
clean the pipes
masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.
I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.
For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
clean the pipes by t freezy August 13, 2011
Clean the pipes
Urination by a man following an act of masturbation or sex. Presumably any semen left in the tip of the penis will be cleaned out by the pressurized urine stream.
After I busted on Mary's face, I went to the bathroom to clean the pipes before I kicked her to curb.
Clean the pipes by natevines January 1, 2012
Clean the pipe
1. To clean a pipe in a stroking motion, in a way in which it looks like masturbating.
2. To be jerked off
2. To be jerked off
Clean the pipe by Connor123 October 20, 2014
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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