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clean the pipes 

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.
I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
clean the pipes by t freezy August 13, 2011

Clean the pipes 

Urination by a man following an act of masturbation or sex. Presumably any semen left in the tip of the penis will be cleaned out by the pressurized urine stream.
After I busted on Mary's face, I went to the bathroom to clean the pipes before I kicked her to curb.
Clean the pipes by natevines January 1, 2012

Clean the pipe 

1. To clean a pipe in a stroking motion, in a way in which it looks like masturbating.

2. To be jerked off
Hey Brad, Sally's talent is to clean the pipe. I found out last night. That's sick bro!
Clean the pipe by Connor123 October 20, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004