claudbear 

The hottest girl alive. When she walks in the room everyone drools over her. She’s so sexy and she’s a girlboss.

Is that Claudbear? No, just the sexiest person alive.

claudbear by Harry’s hot wife December 27, 2021

Cloudberry 

A cloudberry is the all powerful berry to rule the world. It tastes like a holy rainbow is being shoved down your throat and if you make jam out of it tastes the same but the rainbow is coming from the horn of a alpacorn (a alpaca with a horn from a unicorn.

“Hay bro gimme that cloudberry”

“Nahh bro you can’t handle such power”

Cloudberry by Alpacka lover October 5, 2020

cloudberg 

Something to watch out for if you're a pilot.

Person 1: Iceberg dead ahead!
Person 2: We're in a plane.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 1: CLOUDBERG!!

cloudberg by allrealnumbers January 17, 2018

ClaudeRogers

MegaNooB

ClaudeRogers is a mega noob.

ClaudeRogers by Annoyomrnfe October 18, 2010

Cloudberry 

Cloudberry (Rubus chamaemorus) is a rhizomatous herb native to cool temperate, alpine, arctic tundra and boreal forest, producing amber-colored edible fruit similar to the raspberry or blackberry.

Cloudberry jam is very delicious.

Cloudberry by Neko-addict May 4, 2018

Claudeaus 

A claudeaus is a type of person who could make any girl fall for him. He can usually end up with a group of 5-10. His personality could make anyone fall for him. You would get distracted at a claudeaus from first glance. Claudeaus's are a sort of slim breed. A claudeaus would always take in your decisions before his.

Girl: "Man, That claudeaus lookin pretty sweet tho"
Claudeaus: "How you doin'. You wanna jam"

Claudeaus by Ja mez June 17, 2020

Clarebear 

Someone who is always distracting you from getting work done, but in a completely legit, amazing, always positive way.

Damn, I haven't done shit all night cause Clarebear, but no worries, it is worth it, always is.

Clarebear by Clantry March 26, 2008