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claudbear 

The hottest girl alive. When she walks in the room everyone drools over her. She’s so sexy and she’s a girlboss.
Is that Claudbear? No, just the sexiest person alive.
claudbear by Harry’s hot wife December 27, 2021
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Cloudberry 

A cloudberry is the all powerful berry to rule the world. It tastes like a holy rainbow is being shoved down your throat and if you make jam out of it tastes the same but the rainbow is coming from the horn of a alpacorn (a alpaca with a horn from a unicorn.
“Hay bro gimme that cloudberry”

“Nahh bro you can’t handle such power”
Cloudberry by Alpacka lover October 5, 2020

cloudberg 

Something to watch out for if you're a pilot.
Person 1: Iceberg dead ahead!
Person 2: We're in a plane.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 1: CLOUDBERG!!
cloudberg by allrealnumbers January 17, 2018

ClaudeRogers

ClaudeRogers is a mega noob.
ClaudeRogers by Annoyomrnfe October 18, 2010

Cloudberry 

Cloudberry (Rubus chamaemorus) is a rhizomatous herb native to cool temperate, alpine, arctic tundra and boreal forest, producing amber-colored edible fruit similar to the raspberry or blackberry.
Cloudberry jam is very delicious.
Cloudberry by Neko-addict May 4, 2018

Claudeaus 

A claudeaus is a type of person who could make any girl fall for him. He can usually end up with a group of 5-10. His personality could make anyone fall for him. You would get distracted at a claudeaus from first glance. Claudeaus's are a sort of slim breed. A claudeaus would always take in your decisions before his.
Girl: "Man, That claudeaus lookin pretty sweet tho"
Claudeaus: "How you doin'. You wanna jam"
Claudeaus by Ja mez June 17, 2020

Clarebear 

Someone who is always distracting you from getting work done, but in a completely legit, amazing, always positive way.
Damn, I haven't done shit all night cause Clarebear, but no worries, it is worth it, always is.
Clarebear by Clantry March 26, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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