clapathy 

When an audience grows weary of clapping, either at a ceremony or musical performance.

"That graduation ceremony was so long, I got clapathetic!"

"I was clapping at the beginning of the song, but I quit when I got clapathy."

clapathy by Book January 1, 2008

clapathy 

The knowledge a mass of people share which causes them to know when to stop clapping. Can sometimes malfunction and cause the clapping to never end.

.at the end of a political speech.
"Dude did you feel the clapathy between us?"
"Yea man, it was beautiful"

clapathy by Feege April 3, 2009

Anal Clapathon 

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.

Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!

Anal Clapathon by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018

Crapathy 

A state worse than apathy, created from a working environment of 'shit'. Those in a state of crapathy have lost all motivation to even perform vital bodily functions such as defacation due to demoralisation in the workplace.

"This job has left me in a state of crapathy. I haven't shit for a week and don't even care!"

Crapathy by Rocky Marshmellow III April 1, 2009

Capathy 

Capathy (adj) a conjugation of Capitalism and Apathy, Pathetic, Pathos

Capitalism without feeling, without care; where the emphasis is on short term gain.

Reverence for business supersedes the long term goals of Humanity.

Ignorance and Irreverence of Truth and Nature is the norm in a CAPATHETIC (adj.) society.

Similar to capriciousness, slick deal, coy, sneaky. A golden deal turned into a fools deal. To be led down a cow path, rather than into a rose garden. A poor shepherd. A sick form of Capitalism.

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The capathy by the Administration and the Society shocked the researcher who discovered parsley was the cure! The
capathy was compounded when the Society funded the grant for synthetic parsley, and the Administration approved it.

Capathy by Ma Nature February 13, 2010

clapatha 

clapatha is some thing that retards do. i think it was originally invented to confuse the koolest person in the world and involves clapping like a retard whilst chanting "clapatha" three times.

"clapatha clapatha clapatha"

clapatha by annon June 17, 2004