Capathy

Capathy (adj) a conjugation of Capitalism and Apathy, Pathetic, Pathos

Capitalism without feeling, without care; where the emphasis is on short term gain.

Reverence for business supersedes the long term goals of Humanity.

Ignorance and Irreverence of Truth and Nature is the norm in a CAPATHETIC (adj.) society.

Similar to capriciousness, slick deal, coy, sneaky. A golden deal turned into a fools deal. To be led down a cow path, rather than into a rose garden. A poor shepherd. A sick form of Capitalism.

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The capathy by the Administration and the Society shocked the researcher who discovered parsley was the cure! The
capathy was compounded when the Society funded the grant for synthetic parsley, and the Administration approved it.

Capathy by Ma Nature February 13, 2010

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capathon

The unofficial and Zoomer version of cap means “lies” or “false statement(s)” Capathon is when someone keeps on saying lies. Like a lying marathon, hence the name, Capathon.

Person 1: You’re so pretty!

Person 2: Uh, thanks.

Person 1: Yeah and smart too!
Person 2: Capathon.

capathon by fungusfollower69 December 24, 2019

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Capathy • clapathy • capathon • Chpathy • Crapathy

Crapathy

A state worse than apathy, created from a working environment of 'shit'. Those in a state of crapathy have lost all motivation to even perform vital bodily functions such as defacation due to demoralisation in the workplace.

"This job has left me in a state of crapathy. I haven't shit for a week and don't even care!"

Crapathy by Rocky Marshmellow III April 1, 2009

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clapathy

When an audience grows weary of clapping, either at a ceremony or musical performance.

"That graduation ceremony was so long, I got clapathetic!"

"I was clapping at the beginning of the song, but I quit when I got clapathy."

clapathy by Book January 1, 2008

Word of the Day on November 17, 2008

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clapathy

The knowledge a mass of people share which causes them to know when to stop clapping. Can sometimes malfunction and cause the clapping to never end.

.at the end of a political speech.
"Dude did you feel the clapathy between us?"
"Yea man, it was beautiful"

clapathy by Feege April 3, 2009

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Chpathy

enjoying Misery

She Only felt chpathy about her boyfriends death

Chpathy by 459395 April 1, 2022

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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