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Capathy (adj) a conjugation of Capitalism and Apathy, Pathetic, Pathos

Capitalism without feeling, without care; where the emphasis is on short term gain.

Reverence for business supersedes the long term goals of Humanity.

Ignorance and Irreverence of Truth and Nature is the norm in a CAPATHETIC (adj.) society.

Similar to capriciousness, slick deal, coy, sneaky. A golden deal turned into a fools deal. To be led down a cow path, rather than into a rose garden. A poor shepherd. A sick form of Capitalism.

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The capathy by the Administration and the Society shocked the researcher who discovered parsley was the cure! The
capathy was compounded when the Society funded the grant for synthetic parsley, and the Administration approved it.
Capathy by Ma Nature February 13, 2010
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capathon 

The unofficial and Zoomer version of cap means “lies” or “false statement(s)” Capathon is when someone keeps on saying lies. Like a lying marathon, hence the name, Capathon.
Person 1: You’re so pretty!

Person 2: Uh, thanks.

Person 1: Yeah and smart too!
Person 2: Capathon.
capathon by fungusfollower69 December 24, 2019
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Crapathy 

A state worse than apathy, created from a working environment of 'shit'. Those in a state of crapathy have lost all motivation to even perform vital bodily functions such as defacation due to demoralisation in the workplace.
"This job has left me in a state of crapathy. I haven't shit for a week and don't even care!"

clapathy 

When an audience grows weary of clapping, either at a ceremony or musical performance.
"That graduation ceremony was so long, I got clapathetic!"

"I was clapping at the beginning of the song, but I quit when I got clapathy."
clapathy by Book January 1, 2008
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clapathy 

The knowledge a mass of people share which causes them to know when to stop clapping. Can sometimes malfunction and cause the clapping to never end.
.at the end of a political speech.
"Dude did you feel the clapathy between us?"
"Yea man, it was beautiful"
clapathy by Feege April 3, 2009
enjoying Misery
She Only felt chpathy about her boyfriends death
Chpathy by 459395 April 1, 2022
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