clamitidia

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Rape

Jon was a victim of clamitidia

clamitidia by Ottamay August 6, 2017

Words you can keep

clamidia

A beautiful girl's name

my daughter clamidia has the most beautiful name in the world

clamidia by NathanialZZ February 9, 2010

Related Words

clamitidia • clamidia • clamidianalwartisidis • Neuro-Clamidia

clamidia

an std with nasty discharge

such as lacie has clamidia cuz shes a nasty hoe

clamidia by kevin June 20, 2005

clamidianalwartisidis

Look up gonaherpasyphalidis and check out Dylan who is infected with the worst case of every std possible by sleeping with gonazilla, the 50 foot beast of all sexually transmitted diseases ever made.(Also see Chris Weidner who slept with Crissy Goddard).

All women (or men), who sleep with Dylan or Weidner better check their sexual organs for red, itchy, firey, smelley warts the next morning. If seen, call Dr. Clamidianalwartidis right away.

clamidianalwartisidis by Italian Stallion February 15, 2005

Neuro-Clamidia

The act of having dirty thoughts about a potentially dirty (STD Infected) female or male. Also may be referred to as Neuro-Herpes. Condition is worsened with consumption of alcohol and may result in the actual infection of clamidia. The only cure is to instantly transfer thoughts to someone that you are atleast 95% positive not to have an STD.

I caught a case of Neuro-Clamidia thinking of what I would do to that dirty bitch.

Neuro-Clamidia by Tappiman June 12, 2010

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026